Hi and welcome back to Dream On!! First: Picture of fountain they sent as a wedding gift I thought was cool. This fountain will remain in the legacy forever.
Now onto the story!!
After the lovely day, they went to bed, where Argus contemplated birth control.
Argus: Grrr…. mrph.
…As a werwolf. April better get used to shedding.
Cat Spam.
They both were hungry so I sent Argus to do some cooking because April won’t and Argus has to earn his keep.
…Argus…
I don’t think that’s very sanitary Argus.
Argus: Grr, hungry.
Oh, hey, ‘Hungry like a Wolf’ moodlet, cool.
…That is still not sanitary.
April:… Dear lord, the food will have hair in it and I’m hungry.
Argus: Sorry.
April: Ugh.
Hey, not burnt. That’s good for someone who isn’t a nautral cook.
Argus: Many talents.
Huh.
April then pops. YAY! LEGACY CHILDREN.
April: Better be a girl.
Still making you have at least two heirs just in case.
April: Urgh.
Grow up.
They both roll a want for a girl- which yes.
April rolls the want to work from home which she does. Then I remember Argus can tell gender so I send him over to do so.
April: You are obsessed with that.
April: Can you really tell the gender this early?
Argus: Well, yeah. I’m a doctor after all.
April: I just popped.
Argus: Well, I’m also a werewolf, remember? So I can smell it already.
April: Huh, makes sense.
And it’s a… boy. Fuck sakes.
Alright, time to buy watermelon.
As punishment for giving us a boy, Argus is sent out to look through the telescope I bought him… and to complete some wishes about it.
LOOK IT THE KITTIES!
Mimi: I shall be victorious!
Jimmy: OWWW!
April: Do I have to?
Yes.
April: Won’t it be twins and not just one this way?
Yes, still. Eat them.
April: Fine.
They then went to bed, thinking about cats and bears.
Mimi: Thou shall be a fine consort.
Jimmy: SCORE!
I still have no idea why I find the animation funny.
KITTEN TIME!
She is big, whoa.
April: EXCUSE ME!
You are.
April: Screw you.
Added another crib, and LOOK! KITTY!!!
Argus: You look fantastic honey, amazing and beautiful and-
April: You already sucked up enough making me spaghetti.
Argus: …Oh, good.
April still wears the pants…
THEN BABY TIME!!! (I missed a few pictures because I got distracted, sue me.)
April: I WILL RIP THIS KID OUT!!!
Ouch.
Argus: AHHHH!
April: AREN’T YOU A DOCTOR!
Argus: NEUROSURGEON, NOT THIS!!!
Her face is hilarious.
April: SCREW YOU!
Argus: …I am suddenly calm.
And then she only had one baby- fuck. But whatever.
Meet Peter Dream! Peter is: Grumpy and Friendly. His favorites are R&B, Spaghetti and purple.
April: Awww, he’s so cute.
Yeah. Now back to buisness.
April:… least making the baby is fun.
Argus: FUCK YEAH!
April: ARGUS!
Lullaby!
April: So cute! He’s going to be a fine buisnessman when he’s older.
Planning his future already?
April: Of course!
Forgot to mention but Argus keeps finding stars and stuff: He has one named Jacob Black, another Edward Cullen, a third Sam Uley and a satellite named Wolf Man.
All done because I’m funny.
She’s a good mom even when she’s bitching about his crying.
Finally picking up your son?!
Also, he rolled a want for a teddy bear and I got him the werewolf ones- again because I’m funny.
Argus: Completely.
Shut it.
Sick from unknown causes, hmmm?
April: I hate you.
Meh.
April: I want to get some work done!!!
To bad, he needs someone to cuddle him.
KITTENS!!! SO FREAKING CUTE!!!
Can’t name them yet, but cute!!
April popped somewhere. Argus finds her clothes funny and then it’s Peter’s birthday!!!
Awww, he’s so cute!!! I think he looks like his mom, but with his dad’s hair.
He’s also human.
Make-over!
April: Our son is so beautiful.
Argus: He is, he’s amazing. And our next will be amazing.
Crib glitch, so I made a new bedroom for him with bigger ones.
Kittens are complaining about the noise while the parents make out.
Argus: Alright Peter, this is our home! It’s very nice even if you won’t become heir.
Argus: You might want to roll artisitc so you can stay here.
Argus: Or roll something that involves children.
For some reason he pulled on these scrubs… weird.
April then took over teaching Peter to talk.
April: You’re going to be a good buisness man later on, won’t you.
Peter: bwisness.
April: Such a good boy!
*aching back*
April: This kid will be the death of me.
Peter: Death.
April:… dear lord.
Argus came back as a werewolf because he got stressed at work because HE STILL DIDN’T GET A PROMOTION!
Come on man!
April: Don’t make to much of a mess dear.
Here’s the baby room. Owels galore!!
Peter: Dad, why can’t I be heir?
Argus: *grunts* Matriarchy.
Peter: But aren’t patriarchies the more traditional approach?
Argus: Talk mother.
Peter:… No thank you.
April still wears the pants.
April: I should get the gender checked.
Jimmy: Butterfly.
That’s not a gender Jimmy.
AND IT’S A GIRL!!!! YAY!!!
Here we go again!
Dream On 